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"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Skiing

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

High Jump

Cow Pilot.

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Just how tall is this building?'