Altitude Adventurer T-Shirts

'I need a plane I can fly high enough each day to smoke my cigars without offending anyone.'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Mount Everest.

'Too late-that University team have pipped us!'

'I'm saving up for the balloon.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

Mountaineer with breathing apparatus finds melted snowman atop peak

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Mountain Climber Finds Angel at the Top.

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

No U Turn.

'Help! I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up!'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'All the gurus they sent up got nose bleeds. What else do you want to know?'

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"It was even more dangerous before the escalator."

Planes honking at each other

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

The Fast Lane.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'