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I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Mom - what the hell was the jet set?"

Super high bounce trampoline park

Surprise

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Airliner

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Take me to your feeder,'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Cow Pilot.

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."