Aerial Adventurers Gifts

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"Mom - what the hell was the jet set?"

Super high bounce trampoline park

Surprise

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Airliner

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Cow Pilot.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."