Aviation Adventurer Gifts

Airliner passenger sees mechanic reading book on how to repair the engines.

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Oh, the magic carpets are just for backup.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

Skydiving and illiteracy - a dangerous mix.

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Helicopter attacked by birds.

'Waaaaaaahh!'

Lemming airways,

'Next thing you know, he'll want to come by the nest.'

'Please direct me to a restroom NOW.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Sale French figter jets to Egypt

"No, mom...Julie and I had no problem at all going through airport security."

". . . and a prosperous New Year!"

Work experience - 'Please make your way to the flight deck for landing'

"I think we are now going off road."

Birds nest atop a hot air balloon.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

US Military Recruitment: Now Training - Drone Airstrike Operators

Mary Poppins sighting

'Cool eh man. I got on board without a ticket, no passport and they didn't even take my 44 Magnum!'

"How's my flying?"

"The victory rolls settled him down, but I think the power drives are what'll put him to sleep."

Snakes Without Masks On A Plane

"Hey man, the pilots are sick. Do you think you can fly this?" "No problemo, Bart dude." "Otto Pilot"

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."