Airborne Adventurer Gifts

"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"

Casino on board Airbus A380.

"Spotlandings are a piece of cake!"

"Look, son, real estate."

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Boat Launch

'I think you'll be 'a natural'!'

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

Airliner

"Hey! Are we drones?"

"It's beautiful, but maybe we should ask the pilots to turn the heat up."

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

Mega Air Arrivals. Your flight was delayed and they charged you extra? They called it a "late fee."

My flight back into town was kind of scary. It was so foggy, I couldn�t see the wingtips. Next time, wear penny loafers. They shiny pennies make them easier to see than wing tips.

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Take me to your feeder,'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'