Aero Adventurer Gifts

'Relax. My free-fall software shows we have a full twelve seconds until ripcord time.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

"Wow! Timmy wasn't kidding when he said to meet him at Hiffman Praire, to see something big for his aviation badge!"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Airliner

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Crop duster wanted.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?