Aerodynamic Adventurer Gifts

The Fast Lane.

Someone boards a plane in a parachuting outfit, helmet and all and sits next to a terrified passenger reading Fear of Flying.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Easter Egg Delivery

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Windmill

'Take me to your feeder,'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

Britain's first official astronaut.

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."