Aerial Adventurer Gifts

"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."

"Good morning passengers awaiting Flight 3335 to Lisbon. We just want to remind you that if the planes leaves the ground and you're not on it, you'll regret it..."

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"

Crop duster wanted.

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"Anderson is in aeronautics."

'Wehenver the insanity of modern life gets to be too much I find solace and comfort soaring the blue skies in my little airplane with the monster tires.'

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

"So what if it's invading our air rights."

The Post Office's new cheap 18th class mailing system for printed material.

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Hot Air Balloons

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"Once airborne, the student of aviation quickly learns to counter and manipulate the pull of gravity."

'The farmer says he's going to fly to Chicago. I didn't even know he had wings.'

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."

'Radio the tower we've been through some very weird crosswinds.'

Fuel Tanker balloons.

Jet Pack

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Caught on a Cloud

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Can't you read?'

Man sees a ski lift outside the window of a plane.

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

Fear of flying economy class.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"