"Which joker in this row keeps ringing the emergency bell?"
Airplane Adventurer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the airplane adventurer in your life? Discover a range of products that celebrate their passion for flying and exploration. From humorous mugs to stylish apparel and cozy pillows, our collection captures their love for adventure above the clouds. Whether they’re a frequent flyer or an aspiring pilot, these thoughtful items will make their journeys even more special. Show your support for their passion with a unique gift that brings the thrill of flight into their everyday life.
Baldo, I really got to know you on my recent visit. I want you to come see me someday. Here is $300. Save it for your plane fare. Don't even think about using the money to buy a car."
"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."
Carefree luggage.
Airlines
A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.
'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'
"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."
"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."
The Fast Lane.
'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'
Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.
"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."
Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.
'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'
'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'
Welsh airport arrivals.
"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"
"Now boarding group 50 and up."
Airport
The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.
Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower
"Look, son, real estate."
Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."
"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."
"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."
Airliner
'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'
"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."
Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?
A tourist struggling with loads of luggage
Crop duster wanted.
Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.
'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'
A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"
Airplane Adventurer Gifts Collection
Airplane Adventurer Mugs
Discover our full range of products for the airplane adventurer, starting with clever mugs that bring humor and love for flight into everyday moments.
Airplane Adventurer Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that capture the spirit of adventure and love for flying, ideal for airplane lovers to add comfort and character to their space.
Airplane Adventurer Prints
Check out our striking prints inspired by the skies and aviation, perfect for decorating the home or office of any airplane adventurer.
Airplane Adventurer T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for aviation enthusiasts, featuring witty slogans and stylish designs perfect for the airplane adventurer.