Aeroplane Adventurers Gifts

'That's the problem with budget airlines- the lack of an inflight meal.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

Flying Ear Specialist

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'I'll finance it for you as long as you promise not to fly the coupe.'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.