Air Travel Adventurers Gifts

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."