Air Adventure Enthusiasts Gifts

Emergency Brake

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Servicemen.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cow Blue Arrows

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

TSA Noah

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Oops! Sorry! I should've said, 'buckle your seat belts'!'

'He must be going economy!'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."