Airplane Adventures Gifts

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Hell: The Airport"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Pinocchio goes on holiday.