Airport Adventures Gifts

"What do you mean, I am overweight!"

Rorshach at the Airport

I'm near the airport.

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

Tall, dark & handsome.

Change In Travel Plans

Airport security - next step?

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Rocker boots go through airport security

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'