Airport Adventure Lover Gifts

Where lost luggage goes. . .

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Limerick Airport

Mass Travel

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airport

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."