Airport Lover Gifts

H.M.Customs 'Nothing to declare' 'Articles to declare' 'Genius to declare'

Mass Travel

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Limerick Airport

Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."