Airport Lover Gifts

H.M.Customs 'Nothing to declare' 'Articles to declare' 'Genius to declare'

Mass Travel

"I hate travel."

Carefree luggage.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

UK border controls relaxed.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"Early model of baggage claim"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Limerick Airport

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Airport

Airport Bored Rooms

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."