Airport Antics Lover Gifts

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Dog scan.

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Mass Travel

"Hell: The Airport"

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

The Problem with the TSA

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"It's my emotional support animal."

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

Baggage Reclaim

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

Excess Baggage

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"No luggage."

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

'Those set it off everytime.'

Carr. Smith. Pepper Oni. Gate.

Lost Baggage Claims