Airport Antics Admirer Gifts

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."

Animals going through security before boarding Noah's Ark.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Airport Security.

Human Cull: Fellow passengers who push in front of where you are standing at the baggage carousel so that you can no longer see the bags.

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Limerick Airport

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"He worked his way up from the mail room...from licking stamps to kissing butt."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Basic economy

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Fish Boarding

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

Flights suspended snowstorm

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

The Problem with the TSA

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"