Airport Antics Aficionados Gifts

Santa Security Check

"No luggage."

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

The Problem with the TSA

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

The President Is Unhinged Yet We Aren't All Dead Yet and That's Kind of Amazing

Airport security - next step?

"Just barking will do."

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

I'm sorry, sir, but your luggage was deemed offensive and destroyed.

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Cramped airport departure lounge.

Uh Oh...

Freaking Out at the Airport

TSA Patdowns

Security: Ticklish and Non-Ticklish.

Lost Baggage Claims