Airport Antics Aficionado Gifts

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Deposit all metal objects in basket.

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Limerick Airport

'Follow that cab!'

Airport

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Jungle Games

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Dog Training.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

Fish Boarding