Airport Antics Aficionado Pillows

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Deposit all metal objects in basket.

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Limerick Airport

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

Airport

Jungle Games

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Dog Training.

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

Fish Boarding

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'