Airport Antics Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, it's ten past.....oh, damn!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Limerick Airport

Airport

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

Tui River Cruise

"Fight or flight?"

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Fish Boarding

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"Not only is our flight delayed, but the airline has declared bankruptcy."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'You're right, good joke, bad timing...'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'Our limo's here.'