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'Yes, it's ten past.....oh, damn!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Limerick Airport

Airport

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

Airport Security. Remove Shoes. What do they call the guy in charge of all this airport security? "The TSAR"!

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Tui River Cruise

"You are going home to Quarantine? What a lovely name for a daughter!"

"Fight or flight?"

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

Fish Boarding

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

'Now, that's just great: We're flightless again...'

Rip-off Cabbie

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Departures. Gate. The passengers are worried somebody might be infectious. They're carefully eyeing each other. It's going to be a flight of stares.

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

'Our limo's here.'