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'No! No! No! You're supposed to be looking for bombs, not tennis balls! Bombs!'

I'm sorry, sir, the body scanner doesn't work at the moment. Would you please undress and lie down here?'

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Vampire on a plane

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Basic economy

"O.K., you're good. Next!"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Secretary

The Problem with the TSA

Airport Security. Sir, one of your tubs is empty. That one's got my dignity!

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

Baggage Reclaim

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Don't worry, I have this procedure down pat.'

Two witches at airport waiting with signs: One says 'Dorothy' and the other one says 'And Your Little Dog Too!'

"Bad news. Our luggage went to the same place my old job did."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

"No luggage."

Lost Baggage Claims

Airport Pickups: Mr. Baines, Vinny and Daisy.

people standing in a briefcase.

Security Guards Escort Cupid Away

Carr. Smith. Pepper Oni. Gate.

"This would be a lot easier if we all didn't look alike"

"What are you doing?!"

Santa Security Check

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'