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'Arrivals' 'Drugs Mule'

"Have you been waiting here long?"

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

"What do you have to do to get business class?"

"I'd love to get away from it all but I'm bringing a lot of it with me."

"Flight or fight!"

Couple putting baby through the scanner.

'Not so fast, kid. You got any photo I.D.?'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

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'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

'Did you pack your own luggage?'

Line of men waiting for Anna Nicole Smith.

Truthville airport arrivals: 'My lousy boss', 'My ugly mate', and 'My sad fiancé'.

'Your luggage is on the other side of the world but if it's any consolation it's the monsoon season over there!'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Airport Security.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

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