Airports Aficionado Gifts

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World's Easiest Airport

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Early model of baggage claim"

The World Wide Web.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Employee of the Month Parking

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Limerick Airport

Kamikaze Colour

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Ace High

Airport Bored Rooms