Airports Aficionado Gifts

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The World's Easiest Airport

The World Wide Web.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

A private jet takes off

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Limerick Airport

Kamikaze Colour

Airport Bored Rooms

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Ace High