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'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Early model of baggage claim"

The World Wide Web.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

The World's Easiest Airport

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Why Cows Leave Home

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Employee of the Month Parking

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."