Airfare Aficionado Gifts

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

"Welcome to the Budget Flight. There's no meal, no beverage and I'm charging you just to pay attention."

'What zip code are we in now?'

UK border controls relaxed.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Walking Luggage.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The World Wide Web.

'Now here's a place I like!'

The World's Easiest Airport

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I'm on my way!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Why Cows Leave Home

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

A private jet takes off

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'