Frequent Flyer Enthusiast Gifts

"Back! Back! Rows twenty and higher only!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

'Is this business class?'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"I can't say I have a whole lot of confidence in pilots on casual Fridays."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Walking Luggage.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

The World Wide Web.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'I'm on my way!'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

A private jet takes off

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."