Air Travel Fanatic Gifts

"It's my first time up!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'Can our software do that?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Birds Following Witch.

Boy pilot.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The First Kite

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

Airport

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

Welcome to business class. Are you a member of big business or small business?

'He's trying to figure out why airplanes get bigger while seats get smaller.'

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.