Airline Enthusiast Gifts

Buh-Bye!

'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Porcupine about to sit next to skunk on airplane.

Flying Carpet

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

'I'm sorry, sir, but you can't use your frequent-flier miles because one of our blackout dates,,,'

"So this is the economy flight seating you booked?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Airlines

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

TSA Noah

Cow Blue Arrows

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Birds Following Witch.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Airplane Mode.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."