Airline Enthusiast Prints

Buh-Bye!

'As the plane is about to crash, we're offering passengers a complimentary drink.'

"How many bags to check in, sir?" "Only one piece of hand luggage." (case in the shape of a giraffe).

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Flying Carpet

'Wayne, your turn - Darren needs changing!'

"So this is the economy flight seating you booked?"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Airlines

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Servicemen.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Cow Blue Arrows

TSA Noah

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

Geese's Thoughts.

Airplane Mode.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Birds Following Witch.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'