Airport Adventurers Gifts

"We don't consider you luggage 'lost', we like to think it's off on an adventure."

Customs at the L.A. Airport

Phil would try anything to avoid paying hefty airport parking fees.

Domino trips in line for an escalator

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

"Your luggage has gone to hell."

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

"Hell: The Airport"

Excess Baggage

"Your luggage is 1 kg over, they'll be a charge for that

"It's my emotional support animal."

In air traffic big technical devices are prohibited now. Even Aircrafts.

"No wonder she couldn't get through the metal detector...she's got braces!"

'I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods.'

'Now we know what BA stands for - Bloody Awful!'

'Travel really opens the mind...I'd never seen such despair, such desperation, people who've lost ALL hope...and that was just at Heathrow!'

'How many more minutes until the meal is served?!!'

'Those set it off everytime.'

Baggage Claim. All Airlines. I look at baggage claim as the only lottery I occasionally win.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

The Scanner Of Love.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Disinformation booth.