Airport Adventures Prints

"What do you mean, I am overweight!"

Rorshach at the Airport

TSA Patdowns

I'm near the airport.

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Given his lack of dental insurance, Tony was initially happy with the officer of a federally subsidized cavity search.

"Just barking will do."

Tall, dark & handsome.

Change In Travel Plans

Airport security - next step?

Arrivals, Purgatory, Departures.

Rocker boots go through airport security

"I knew it! He had queue jumper written all over him..."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."