Airport Adventure Seeker Prints

To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.

X-Ray and Mammagram

'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'

A traveller presenting suitcase to a stern customs officer

'If you lose my briefs you can answer to the Judge!'

Excess Baggage: Airlines continue to come up with new add-on charges.

Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

'It was shocking, the noise, the squalor. I saw people in complete despair, lost bereft of hope. And that was just at the airport.'

Luggage Collection: A pirate's damaged treasure chest.

Profiling.

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

The Scanner Of Love.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

Airport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Disinformation booth.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.