Airport Adventure Seeker Pillows

To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.

X-Ray and Mammagram

'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'

A traveller presenting suitcase to a stern customs officer

'If you lose my briefs you can answer to the Judge!'

Excess Baggage: Airlines continue to come up with new add-on charges.

Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

'It was shocking, the noise, the squalor. I saw people in complete despair, lost bereft of hope. And that was just at the airport.'

Luggage Collection: A pirate's damaged treasure chest.

Profiling.

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Disinformation booth.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"