Airport Fun Seeker Pillows

Skiing Holiday

Carefree luggage.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Airlines

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'He lives for his holidays.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

He likes to make work fun

Airport

Too much monkey business...

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."