Airport Fun Seeker Gifts

Skiing Holiday

Carefree luggage.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Airlines

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Too much monkey business...

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

He likes to make work fun

Airport

Pesky students.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."