Airplane Adventures Pillows

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Airline baggage check in with no custom

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Do you have a flight that will get us to Gate 2?'

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'I'll finance it for you as long as you promise not to fly the coupe.'

Pinocchio goes on holiday.