Air Travel Adventurers Pillows

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"You thought we would offer lower fares? How insensitive."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Airliner

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"