Air Travel Adventurer Gifts

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

"It's the airline. The luggage you lost seven years ago is still lost."

Excess Baggage: Welcome to the Frequent Flyer Hell.

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'It would have only been a poke in the eye if you booked online.'

Airline Troubles

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Airport

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Airliner