Air Travel Adventurer Gifts

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

"It's the airline. The luggage you lost seven years ago is still lost."

Excess Baggage: Welcome to the Frequent Flyer Hell.

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'It would have only been a poke in the eye if you booked online.'

Airline Troubles

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."