Air Travel Adventure Seeker Gifts

'I'm sorry, but these seats are taken!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"Well, they did say half-board."

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Benefits of Living Abroad

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"It was on my Bucket List."

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

'If you lose my briefs you can answer to the Judge!'

"Awwe, but just look at that face. Come on, let's let her on!"

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

Starving Acrobats

Cat wing walking.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"