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'I'm sorry, but these seats are taken!'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

"It was on my Bucket List."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Benefits of Living Abroad

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

"Well, they did say half-board."

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

"You did say you wanted an earlier flight."

"Awwe, but just look at that face. Come on, let's let her on!"

'If you lose my briefs you can answer to the Judge!'

"Hey! You're those creepy twins from the glowing, the glinting, the shimmering, whatever... am I right?"

"Travelling coach doesn't take longer...it just feels it!"

Cat wing walking.

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

"Sir! Wait! You forgot your pile of soiled trash on the airplane seat!"

Starving Acrobats

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Birdbath & Beyond

Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'