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Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

We never fly anywhere anymore.

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Termites!'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'