Air Adventure Lover Prints

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"Free safety demonstration on board the flight?"

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

'I'd like a first class ticket to wherever my luggage went.'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?"

'Termites!'

'There's a fee for each carry-on bag, including your bag of chips.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"I never watch the safety demo. If we crash, they'll just save me."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

Airline baggage check in with no custom

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.