Air Adventurer Gifts

"We were losing altitude."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Airliner

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Falling

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'