Aero Adventurer Pillows

'Relax. My free-fall software shows we have a full twelve seconds until ripcord time.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

"Wow! Timmy wasn't kidding when he said to meet him at Hiffman Praire, to see something big for his aviation badge!"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Airliner

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Crop duster wanted.

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

"AI tsumoney"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'