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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"

Casino on board Airbus A380.

"Spotlandings are a piece of cake!"

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'I think you'll be 'a natural'!'

'I never know whether I should buy good goggles that I'll lose after five jumps or cheap ones that'll scratch after two.'

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"Would you like to pay more to switch your seat or would you like to keep the one next to the teething child and the five-year-old with diarrhoea."

Airliner

"Hey! Are we drones?"

"It's beautiful, but maybe we should ask the pilots to turn the heat up."

'Sorry, Otto, but I can't let my navigation equipment fall into the hands of the enemy.'

A childs kite falls from the sky,he buys a balloon using it to re-fly his kite

How the Stealth Bomber Evades Radar

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Alarmingly, after five minutes the pool had come no closer."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."