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'Ooo...this can't be good.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

The Fast Lane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Airliner

Crop duster wanted.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Fight or flight?"

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Falling

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'