Aviary Adventurer Gifts

Woodpecker threatening to drop a worker up a pole.

Bird watching.

Bird Bathroom

'Can you direct me to the Birdman's cell?'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Fast Lane.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airliner

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Crop duster wanted.

"I'm pleased that you have finally come home, I can't get the parrot back into its cage."